Oh, man in a yellow jeep,
thank you for not being a creep
when I broke down in rush hour traffic
and worried of a death quite graphic.
Oh, man in a red tee-shirt,
thank you for not being a flirt
when I struggled to keep down my skirt
as my tire smeared me with dirt.
Oh, man with your trunk full of tools,
you efficiently stuck to the rules,
removing the bolts one by one,
till in no time you were done.
I'm a liberated woman, it's true,
but had it not been for you,
I'd be changing that tire still,
as cars zoomed by for the kill.
Thank goodness chivalry has not depreciated,
for your kindness was much appreciated!