OK, I have been watching The Cool TV for hours and apparently it is a channel watched by many many balding men. The "hair replacement" commercial has been on so many times, I just might be tempted to call. Why? You may ask? Well, my hair follicles seem to be in tact, but: I have noticed that the hair replacement tends to be supplemented by weight loss, nose jobs, and changes in eye color. One man in the commercial, and I quote: "After my hair replacement surgery, I felt like a different person."