I was at Wal-Mart the other day, searching for superglue, when I found duct tape with the University of Maryland logo on it. It was about a quarter of the size of the standard silver-gray rolls and four times the price.
Thought #1: That's freakin' retarded, who would buy such a thing?
Thought #2: I wonder if they have Penn State?
Yes, folks, it's football season.
Let the tailgates begin.