Wednesday, December 23, 2009

All I Want For Christmas



All I want for Christmas is two toilet seats,
Two toilet seats, see two toilet seats.
Gee, if I could only have two toilet seats,
Then I could poop in peace on Christmas.

It seems so odd that one would choose
Sitting on a seat that's blue and "pinkle."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only tinkle.

All I want for Christmas is two toilet seats,
Two toilet seats, see two toilet seats
Gee, if I could only have two toilet seats,
Then I could poop in peace on Christmas.

2 comments:

CaraBee said...

Ha!! Those are some ugly toilet seats! Here's hoping Santa leaves a couple of new ones under the tree!

Danielle Mari said...

Wow. Just. Wow.